Welcome to the The Universal Alcohol-Free Beer Determinator!

Can’t decide what to drink? Don’t worry, we’ve overcomplicated the solution for you.

The answer to that age-old problem of having far too many beers to choose from. Whether you’re procrastinating over what to try next, avoiding something considerably more important, or simply looking for an excuse to spend five minutes investigating an entirely random alcohol-free beer, you’ve come to the right place. Just press the button and let fate take the wheel. No decisions, no spreadsheets, no agonising over tasting notes. Just one random beer, selected entirely by science*.

*Science may, in this instance, mean JavaScript.